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day 79, misfire shenanigans

[lespedeza]

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
TO: haruno.sakura@cdc.org

Can you PLEASE explain to me why my roommate is trying to booty call you?
How do you even know Jean anyway??
Or maybe that's the point.

[whatishate]

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

I

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

don't?

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

I'm not sure what you mean.

[Wait, it's one of these.]

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

Oh.

[Wait...]

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

What's a booty call?

[lespedeza]

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

Sasuke??

[ Oh... crap. ]

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

How did you get this??

[ She knows exactly how... but she's trying to avoid the question as long as possible SHE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS ]

[whatishate]

[Don't worry, Ino. He doesn't actually care.]

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

The network has been on the fritz.

[lespedeza]

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

Yeah, weird, right?
Really weird.

[ SWEATS... anyway, she's just gonna... go... ]

[whatishate]

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

By the way, you seem to have been making a lot of friends here. That's good.

[lespedeza]

[ Is Sasuke... praising her? For making friends? Did the universe tilt on its axis or something? It's not even something she'd felt particularly proud about, since she never thought twice about being social. ]

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

Well [ Uh. ]
It's a lot easier when you're as pretty and popular as I am, you know?
Plus, I've been here for a while.

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

Are you alright?
You got one of those balls, right?

[whatishate]

[Just trying to say something nice to her for once, okay.]

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

I guess.

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

Yeah, I've got one.

[lespedeza]

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

Good.
I figured you would, but just making sure.

FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org

Wait, have you met a lot of my friends here?

[whatishate]

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

No.