Uchiha "I Just Have Too Many Feelings" Sasuke (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
whatishate) wrote2014-08-30 02:03 am
whatishate) wrote2014-08-30 02:03 am
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Outside the rover? Most of the animals live outside, don't they? I don't know how people keep pets, to be honest. I just know animals aren't clean.
[She sure is calling your fuzzball dirty, Sasuke.]
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Most things aren't clean to you.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
It stays near me.
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FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Well, I do like not being sick.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Do humans really keep pets indoors? Is that normal?
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Very normal.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
Some are _only_ kept indoors.
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There's a lot of weird things about humans. This might be one of the weirder ones.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
If it makes a mess, I swear I'm going to put it in one of the lockers.
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If you touch it, I'll short out the cleaning machine.
[However it's pronounced.]
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Do you really want the designated driver to get sick? That sounds like a TERRIBLE idea to me.
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I can drive.
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You'd be the only one in the rover. If you accidentally burst a wheel and drive into a ditch... Usually I'd help, but you know, if I'm sick... dying in the back... of some alien animal disease...
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You underestimate my capabilities.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
And you'll be fine.
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I probably do.
[If there's one thing she's learned, it's that she underestimates pretty much everybody.]
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
But, seriously - can it at least go outside when I'm eating? I have to take the mask off and I really would catch some kind of alien animal disease. That would just be embarrassing.
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Sure. I'll take it outside when you eat.
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Thanks.
... what does IT eat?
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Most things I can, it seems. Omnivorous.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
I've been keeping its meals similar to what can be found on this planet just to be safe.
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That should be easy - but if you're going to take it off world with you, maybe you should get it used to other things too? Things not from this planet.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
I don't know why I'm trying to offer advice. I didn't know it existed an hour ago.
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I'm aware.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
I said similar to, not only from.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
Let me handle it, and you'll be fine.
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OK, I'll leave it to you.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
If you need anything, just let me know.
[She might not like it being in the rover that much, but... well, it's here now, and Sasuke wants to keep it, she'll lend a hand.]
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Thanks for that.
[It's doubtful he'll come to her for anything.]